## Hello, World!

Hello World is the first program that any developer ever writes.

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## Bugs

Bugs are called so because back in the 1950 or 1960s, issues were caused by real life bugs in life sized computers.

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## Bytes

Two bytes meet.  The first byte asks, “Are you ill?”
The second byte replies, “No, just feeling a bit off.”

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## Infinite Loops

Q. How did the programmer die in the shower?
A. He read the shampoo bottle instructions: Lather. Rinse. Repeat.

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## On Binary

There are only 10 kinds of people in this world: those who know binary and those who don’t.