You hear the howling of the CwnAnnwn... % You hear the wailing of the Banshee... % You hear some noises in the distance. % You hear a nearby zap. % You hear a distant zap. % You hear a chugging sound. % You hear a monster behind the boulder. Perhaps that's why you cannot move it. % You hear the rumble of distant thunder... % You hear the studio audience applaud! % You hear a jackal howling at the moon. % You hear a wolf howling at the moon. % You hear a slurping sound. % You hear several slurping sounds. % You hear a crunching sound. % You hear crashing rock. % You hear something crash through the ground. % You hear a door open. % You hear a door crash open. % You hear a door unlock and open. % You hear a blast. % You hear a crashing sound. % You hear a rushing noise nearby. % You hear a splat nearby. % You hear a thud. % You hear a clank. % You hear a cracking sound. % You hear a ripping sound. % You hear chewing. % You hear a cough. % You hear an awful gobbling noise. % You hear a faint sloshing sound. % You hear a slow drip. % You hear a gurgling noise. % You hear dishes being washed! % You hear water falling on coins. % You hear the splashing of a naiad. % You hear bubbling water. % You hear a soda fountain! % You hear 7 tumblers click. % You hear 14 gears turn. % You hear rumbling in the distance. % You hear someone bowling. % You hear a rumbling stop abruptly. % You hear a loud crash! % You hear a distant explosion. % Kaablamm! You hear an explosion in the distance. % You hear a distant squeaking sound. % You hear the roaring of a confused bear! % You hear the roaring of an angry bear! % You hear a deafening roar! % You hear distant howling. % You hear the moon howling at you. % You hear a loud click! % You hear a soft click! % You hear a twang followed by a thud. % You hear a sound reminiscent of a seal barking. % You hear a sound reminiscent of an elephant stepping on a peanut. % You hear Doctor Doolittle! % You hear the footsteps of a guard on patrol. % You hear someone counting money. % You hear someone searching. % You hear the quarterback calling the play. % You hear snoring snakes. % You hear a strange wind. % You hear convulsive ravings. % You hear someone say "No more woodchucks!" % You hear a loud ZOT! % You hear the tones of courtly conversation. % You hear a sceptre pounded in judgment. % Someone shouts "Off with his head!" % Someone shouts "Off with her head!" % Someone shouts "Off with their head!" % You hear Queen Beruthiel's cats! % You hear someone praising . % You hear someone beseeching . % You hear an an animal carcass being offered in sacrifice. % You hear a strident plea for donations. % You hear a low buzzing. % You hear an angry drone. % You hear bees in your bonnet! % You hear bees in your (nonexistent) bonnet! % You suddenly realize it is unnaturally quiet. % The on the back of your stands up. % The on your seems to stand up. % You hear blades being honed. % You hear loud snoring. % You hear dice being thrown. % You hear General MacArthur! % You hear mosquitoes! % You smell marsh gas! % You hear Donald Duck! % You hear someone cursing shoplifters. % You hear the chime of a cash register. % You hear Neiman and Marcus arguing! % You hear something shatter! % You hear a crumbling sound. % You hear maniacal laughter close by. % You hear maniacal laughter in the distance. % You hear sad wailing close by. % You hear sad wailing in the distance. % You hear a muffled shatter. % You hear a muffled cracking. % You barely hear faint splashing. % You hear the crackling of hellfire. % You hear your heart beat. % You hear a faint typing noise. % You hear a hollow sound. This must be a secret passage! % You hear a hollow sound. This must be a secret door! % You hear a voice say, "It's dead, Jim." % You hear a bugle playing reveille! % You hear the rattle of battle gear being readied. % You hear hissing gas. % You hear a soft crackling. % You hear a crackling sound. %