[
  {
    "time": "03:11",
    "quote_first": "The clock said ",
    "quote_time_case": "3:11 AM",
    "quote_last": ".<br/>“Yes, hello?”<br/>A deep, emotionless voice on the other end asked, “Is this Pastor Stephen Grant?”",
    "title": "The Root of All Evil?",
    "author": "Ray Keating",
    "sfw": "yes"
  }
]