# Changelog

## 1.0.0 (2022-04-01)

Like a breath of fresh air wafting down from above,
Bringing enlightenment to the masses,
This is the initial release,
Perfect in every way.

(See also KNOWN_ISSUES.md.)

# Afterword

Just because something is a joke doesn’t mean it shouldn’t get a changelog.
Think of the poor code’s feelings!
“Woe is me,” it might otherwise say:
“for I was created by one so cruel that he set me
adrift in this world not knowing my heritage!”