NEXT WEEK: IS THE EARTH 6,000 YEARS OLD?

The Rialto school district planned to revise an eighth-grade assignment that raised red flags by asking students to consider arguments about whether the Holocaust — the systematic killing by the Nazis of some 6 million Jews and millions of others — was not an “actual event” but instead a “propaganda tool that was used for political and monetary gain.”

YOUR TEARS ARE GOLDEN

Have you been brought to tears by an ad, or five, over the last while? It's not hormones/your meds/the lunar cycle/the polar vortex. Here, we look at the most weepy ads of the last few years and talk to ad players about why brands have gotten so damn emotional.

THE ONE WHERE SLATE CRUNCHES THE NUMBERS

This week marks the 10th anniversary of the "Friends" series finale, which aired on May 6, 2004. In honor of this important occasion, I decided to take a closer look at the series’ decade-long run and attempt to determine which of the six friends were the closest, as determined by which characters spent the most time on screen with each another.

ABANDONED SHIP

Five months after Typhoon Haiyan hit the Philippines, a massive shipping freighter is stuck in the middle of a small neighborhood in Tacloban, one of the cities hit hardest. Thing is, nobody knows who the boat belongs to, and nobody's claimed it.