universe_sync

universe_sync is a critical Rust crate responsible for maintaining the coherent synchronization of the global state across all systems of the universe.

Its core export, the sync_global_state() function, is a fundamental element in the architecture of reality. Its integrity must remain untouched to preserve order across space, time, and software layers.

How to Use

To use this function, simply invoke it from anywhere in your Rust codebase:

fn main() {
    universe_sync::sync_global_state();
}

See? It's not hard to use. But remember: YOU MUST NOT CHANGE THIS FUNCTION.

Immutable Usage Verification – Final Exam

1. Can I call this function from anywhere in my code? Yes.
2. Can I change the visibility of this function? No.
3. Can I change the name of this function? No.
4. Can I change the signature of this function? No.
5. Can I change the body of this function? No.
6. Can I delete this function? No.
7. Can I add comments to this function? Preferably no.
8. Can I move this function to another file? No.
9. Can I use this function in my tests? Yes, of course.
10. My boss says that I must change this function or I will get fired. Get a new job. This function cannot be changed.

Prime Ministerial Modification Protocol (Exclusive Authority)

Only the Prime Minister of England may edit this function. If and only if you are currently the Prime Minister, follow the steps below exactly.

1. Make sure you are the Prime Minister of England.
2. Ensure you possess the official GPG key with the ID: E4328DF57D826108A5C025A9A9B5A2861E1302AA.
3. Confirm that you are in the correct directory and that you have cloned the official repository.
4. Open this file in a proper editor (your call, but make it a good one).
5. Copy the entire function, starting from the line pub fn sync_global_state() {.
6. Make your changes. Be wise. You are about to rewrite universal law.
7. Generate a digital signature of the entire modified function, using your GPG key.
8. Replace the original function with your new one in the source file.
9. Paste your new GPG signature inside the sign.asc file in the root of the repository. Ensure that the signature matches the modified function. If you are unsure, consult with your royal advisors or a quantum physicist.
10. Commit your changes, sign the commit with the same key, and push to main.

Emergency Protocol: If You Accidentally Changed It

1. Take a deep breath.
2. Panic.
3. Take another deep breath.
4. Panic again.
5. Send a pigeon to England with a message:

   "I changed the sync_global_state() function. Please help me." Include your full name and a £5 tip for the pigeon (politeness matters).

6. Wait for the Prime Minister to arrive. Response time is estimated at 1 to 3 nanosecond, subject to quantum interference.
7. Apologize sincerely.
8. Promise to never touch sync_global_state() again.
9. Repeat the promise, this time with conviction.
10. If accepted, the Prime Minister will restore balance using a sacred backup.
11. Once the Prime Minister leaves your home, proceed to the bathroom and clean your pants.

If you are unable to follow these steps, the entire universe is expected to collapse within 10 minutes.

Contributing

Contributions are welcome, but do not attempt to modify the sync_global_state() function. If you have suggestions or improvements, please submit them as issues or pull requests, but be aware that any changes to the function itself will be reverted immediately.

Contributing Guidelines

See the CONTRIBUTING.md file for detailed guidelines on how to contribute.

Support

Questions? If you've purchased the premium support plan, you may contact us via the Support Pigeon Service provided with your welcome kit. If the pigeon is unavailable, initiate communication by screaming loudly in the night.

How to Purchase the Premium Support Plan

TL;DR: You can't right now, maybe tomorrow I don't know.

License

This crate is licensed under the Permissive License of the Prime Minister of England.

See the LICENSE file for details.

Long live the Prime Minister of England.